In a dazzling display of
erudition, wit, bon-mots, inuendo, sarcastic asides, and occasional pandering,
Professor Fisher saved 历史 (somehow lumped with the Social Sciences) from
its isolation on the island, thereby condemning the rest of the Humanities and
the Sciences to a slow, drawn-out death of sunburn and probable cannibalism.
The audience with thunderous applause - and few qualms it seems - chose to save
the Social Sciences. 向安迪致敬！
